Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:22 Edgar
Submitted by WILLIE HOLT.
Dear GOD: I want to serve you faithfully all of my life. Lord, if I do serve you, I am going to need a new car to get around in, and I must have a new house so I can relax from work and my other activities. Dear GOD, you must know that I am going to need some religious material of several types to use and pass out to other people. You must know that I don’t have enough money to pay for all of these things, but I can borrow from the bank for the big things (house and car), and then I can “maxout” my credit cards to pay for the rest of it. You know it is for serving you, so I know you will be willing to provide the money to take care of it.