Stranger Than Most

by SUSAN LAUTZ

I will again attempt to clean out my shed and will give up and blame it on my kids not being willing to come up and get all their stuff. Another baby donkey will be born in my yard come May. Not really a stretch as Mama Donkey is looking distinctly gravid. I will continue to lose and gain back the same five pounds I’ve been yo-yoing for the past decade or so. The sea ice in the Arctic will continue to grow and the Global Warmers (who all swore it would be gone by now) will continue to say that is exactly what their “model” predicted.

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